I was cocooning and he was just making me
feel like I couldn’t be my best self and I felt like I was always making myself smaller
for him and I refuse to do that now. I don’t have time to babysit. I don’t have time to be no man’s therapist. I don’t have time to raise nobody’s son. I am a confident woman and I’m doing really
fucking well. So, look at me, watch me. Thank you. Okay, let me set the scene. I was in the studio, messy drunk on red wine. My teeth were stained purple. I looked horrendous, but I was riding this
high of confidence and goddess energy. The producer, Oscar Scheller, was in the room,
and he was just like, all right, I’m just going to leave you to it. Because I was like dancing on the couch. And yeah, you know when it just all flows
out, it’s just like vomit. You just vomit a song out. And I needed to say it, it was something that
I really desperately needed to say. Basically fuck my ex boyfriend. He sucks. He’s a butthole. He’s a butthole. We should all be saying butthole more. Wet kind of means soggy, and limp. That’s stupid boy’s flacid penis. He’s like a wet noodle dick, basically. Small dick, wet, flacid, butthole I think I had just seen my ex and the way
he was like smirking at me. He was just very smug. Like as if he had such a profound effect on
my life. But no, I don’t need you. I’m going to give you a taste of your own
medicine. I’m going to switch it up. I’m going to go cold. He didn’t deserve a nice happy ending. He deserved a little bit of ghosting and some
boys do. Some boys actually deserve to be ghosted,
just to kind of get a little taste their own medicine. Reality sucks, baby. For this stupid boy, I am too good for you. I’m too expensive for you., I’m too much for
you. You absolutely do not deserve me. it’s a good and bad thing. I’m a crazy bitch, but also I’m great. You don’t know no one else like me. I’m the night terror. I’m your sleep paralysis demon in the corner
of the room. First off, PornHub please hook me up with
some merch, because I just spent $20 on some fucking socks the other day and would love
to have the full range. I really like PornHub, it’s a good, they have
a good layout, it’s very easy to use. When stupid boy’s in the shower rubbing
one out, he’s thinking of me. Hopefully he’s not watching PornHub in the
shower, but if he is, that’s a really cool invention. A screen in the shower where you can play
PornHub while you rub one out. I’m going to talk to my manager about that. I might try to include shower screens in my
merch. That’s a good idea. Like a Sour Patch Kid, I’m sweet and I’m sour. You guys have candy in the lobby. I had so many sour patch kids. Thank you. I think I can be a really sweet girl, but
also pretty evil at the same time and I can switch very fast. Let me tell you in this situation I switched
it up really fast. I was very sour. A very sour, Sour Patch Kid. Sour patch girl. Sour patch bitch. He’s got Pornhub up and he’s searching blue
haired girls. That’s his most frequented category is blue
haired girls. He’s salivating over me, looking at my nipples
through my t-shirt. Not in real life because we ghosted him and
he doesn’t have access to any of this, but he’s on my Instagram zooming in. Sorry, baby, I’m a free agent. I’m single and I’m out here. I don’t actually need you. You need me more. Just a little play on words there. Big wood, penis. Cut him off, cedar. Cut his dick off. Is that what I meant? Jesus. Fuck. I didn’t really mean it like that, but I guess
that’s how it comes across. So, interpret that how you will. You know when you get the ick and it’s like,
“Ugh?” Anything they do, like the way they chew their
food or the way they … Their concentration face, that at one point you’re like, “Oh,
that’s really cute.” Now it’s like, “You are so horrible.” Like, “Everything about you is just gross
to me. I have the ick.” Like, “Ugh,” the ick. The absolute ick. I can’t even look you in the eyes. Everything about you is disgusting. He’s blocked, plain and simple. He’s blocked on my phone, on all my social
media. I need to focus on my career, and I need to
manifest my own blessings. He’s a puppy dog. He’s a puppy dog to me and he wants to eat
my pussy. I’ve written literally 20 songs about how
small my ex’s penis is. So, that was pretty evil, and I talk shit
about him all the time because he’s evil. He’s evil. So really, who’s the bad guy here? I’m cute. He’s not. Fuck him. I don’t feel bad and that’s all I got
to say.
I have had the ick feeling before Comment below if you have to or thumbs up please
Everyone is talking about how there are so many comments on how she looks like Billie.. I don’t literally don’t see the comments of people saying she looks like Billie…
1:19 WET WET WET WET WET WET WET
When a British person is squaring up
When she said the ick i was dead
She is… everything.
1:20
Fuckk I might be bi omg
I fw the confidence but she weird tho
THESE COMMENTS GOT ME IN TEARS
She seems chill and nuts at the same time.
looks like something from star wars
she seems like a female Tommy Cash but w i l d e r
Who da fuck?
She ain’t like Billie Billie is a queen u guys make me sick
When she says 'have you ever felt the icky" I though she was talking to me
Tbh I think she uses some auto tune and she’s on genius which kind of explains it lmfao .
lol
So this is the tik tok girl?
[I don’t have time to take care of somebody’s son]Ashnikko said
Me:oh really I actually want a baby snd guys don’t even think about it
Using 1:21 for when my kids ask for something or call my name …cant wait to have kids 😂
She's more human than zuckerberg. A miracle perhaps?
i thought it was what instead of wet
no one:
ashnikko: 1:23
Nobody:
Ashnikko: WET WET WET WET WET
yo wet girl im a boy dont call me that fuckhole asswipe
She looks like a slut wtf
"You guys have candy in the lobby? I had so many sour patch kids. Thank you." 😂 Relatable.
Shes some talentless trash
She reminds me of billie eilish
Am I the only one that thought she said what instead of wet?
My sleep paralysis daemon looks like you as 92 year old fat grama with fanaticals and spiky black super saiyan hair
She looks like a cartoon character but I jam out to this song!
Why is this considered music??? I'm honestly confused about this…. she has 0% talent lmao
‘I’m shy’ but she is body shaming guys on their size
Why
Hatsune Miku
she's a crackhead and i kinda love it
Bro we have to stan
special ed
miku
We-
Bruh
I thought she was saying what dude
Yes sis go off
she’s so blunt it’s my favorite thing ever 😂
I like your hair…
I'm with this 🤘
Me: uh ……………
Comments: just because she has blue hair it doesn't mean she is Billie!
(I start scrolling down to see if there is anybody comparing them)
Also me: they must be making this up cause I don't see anyone comparing them 2
no one:
Ashnikko: "WET WET WET WET WET"
this episode needs Jesus
Girl on drugs in the intro
Crackhead energy too the Maxx 😂🤣
Smoker cant get we out !
You know she high key hurt XD
THANK YOU 😂🔥🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥
"I really like pornhub it's a good, they have a good layout, it's very easy to use." ~Ashnikko 2019
i don’t remember this episode of sonny with a chance
Billie Eilish + Melanie Martinez = Ashnikko.
In the lyrics instead of wet it says what what what what what what what
W E T W E T W E T W E T W E T W E T W E T W E T
Tik tok music
Who the fuck jacks of in the shower in 2019? I mean we do have water proof phones and I can see the benefit of doing it; Dont have to worry about the aftermath *I GET IT*, But come on… who the hell out here wanna stand and beat off? Seriously.
Ngl she is fucking pretty
Oh yes, these lyrics are very deep and poetic
whos here for TikTok
I've decided to stan this weird screaming version of Hatsune Miku who probably smells like flowers and Doritos.
Sportacus left the chat…
She looks like eminem on fucking fentanyl
I love this girl.❣
buthole
no boy thinks about he frfr
She didn't say "I'm shy" in the actual song, what?
Fuck u peace of blue haired piece of shit!!!your so fuking arrogant …you probably got a dick under those baggy clothes bitch!!
Wait…..ZORA?!
b u t t h o l e
"Wet just kinda means soggy"
she has a half british type accent and half american
Who is this?
It's incredible that people can become famous with music like this.. Jesus Christ.
I click the video:
What I hear: WET WET WET WET WET WET WET HAHAHAHA:
TF🤣🤣😂👍🏽👍🏼
lil shittttttt
It’s Zora from Sonny with a chance
I came here from a meme comp
Tbh she reminds me of Melanie Martinez and Billie Eilish combined 🤣
Where the fuck are we going with our music
blue hair entered the chat
miku hatsune fans entered the chat
wet entered the chat
miku hatsune fans left the chat
Hatsune Miku popped off
"I'm a crazy bi*ch, but I'm great."
EMPOWERING WAMANS
She gives me Jenna Marbles energy lmaooo
I edited my comment so you all dont know why I didnt get any likes.
fuck she's funny
i see miku goin through a bit of a goth phase
They invite a bunch of retards on this show.
Huh : it's weird.
you wanna kill the ex boy, should date with girls.
plant
🌱
I thought it was what not wet😂
Wtf did I just hear?
She could be the daughter of billie eilish and miley cyrus