Oh, hey! I’m just surfing the web with Cake. What’s Cake? It’s a next-generation mobile browser, like Safari or Chrome, but way better. Designed for how we actually use our phones. It totally makes sense, right? Cake isn’t like those desktop browsers that are watered down and then crammed onto your phone. No more back and forth, back and forth, between your search results and web sites. With Cake, you just swipe. It pre-loads your search results to get through them even faster. That’s cool. And with 5G speeds, it’s even more amazing. No other mobile browser does this! It’s almost like Cake can see into the future. Maybe think about accounting or something? Cake is serious about my privacy. With built-in ad blocking, enhanced encryption, and completely anonymous search I don’t have to worry about my data getting into the wrong hands. Unlike other browsers, Cake protects my identity by never even asking for my name or email. Cake also blocks those annoying ads, pop-ups and trackers getting me to the content that matters and making pages load even faster… which I love — so I can browse the web stress-free… unlike this guy. It’s for you. It’s decaf, yes. I can also personalize Cake for my life. I can follow the sites I actually care about, turn on settings like dark mode, and even customize the Cake app icon on my home screen. Cake makes navigating the web super simple and really fun. With Group Search, I can easily toggle through different types of search results like webpages, videos, images or even shopping. I can find more of what I’m looking for in less time. Like, I don’t know, maybe a custom Little Esther puppet… which I happened to order with Cake a few days ago. This is for you… PUPPET: future accountant! Cake is unlike any other browser you’ve ever seen. And when you find things this fast… PUPPET: You’ll never see the world the same way again. You’re really pretty. PUPPET: No, you are. ESTHER: [Laughing] Stop. PUPPET: That lip color looks good on you. Thank you so much.