Google Translate Sings: “bad guy” by Billie Eilish (PARODY)


Oh no, Billie, I’m so sorry! Billie’s Killin’ it. People all over the world are discovering her music but when they look up her lyrics perhaps they will have to translate her lyrics into their native language to understand what it means and if you use, say, Google Translate for that task, her lyrics might end up sounding a little something…. ..like this Clear clothes and noodles (White shirt now red, my bloody nose) You roncete my stockings and they suck (Sleeping, you’re on your tippy toes) We found Spain near China (Creeping around like no one knows) Is there confusion? (Think your so criminal) Of course, your knee is for you (Bruises, on both my knees for you) Sea, pigeons (Don’t say thank you or please) I wanted to fly (I do what I want when I’m wanting to) My soul? Mostly gingerbread (My soul? So cynical) So are you sturdy? (So you’re a tough guy) Being a healthy human (Like it really rough guy) Peace is always a shame (Just can’t get enough guy) Food is a person (Chest always so puffed guy) I have problems (I’m that bad type) May your species be disappointed with the mother (Make your mama sad type) She saw a crazy woman (Make your gilfriend mad tight) Suffering is the way of life (Might seduce your dad type) I’m biscuits. Huh? (I’m the bad guy. Duh) That’s right. Come and get your southern styled biscuits from Eillish bakery right here I’m like such a genius that I get bored with things really easily So I got barbec music and just like started a bakery Oh man, I could f*ck with this biscuit right now I want to be worried about the weather (I like it when you take control) you will not be worthy (Even if you now that you don’t) I’m sorry for my wife (Own me, I’ll let you play the role) I have sheep (I’ll be your animal) I think my mom is reading me (My mommy likes to sing along with me) But she does not sing (But she won’t sing the song) All words are used in reading (If she reads all the lyrics) She will cry at the feet of the men (She’ll pitty men I know) So are you sturdy? (So you’re a tough guy) Being a healthy human (Like it really rough guy) Peace is always a shame (Just can’t get enough gu

100 thoughts on “Google Translate Sings: “bad guy” by Billie Eilish (PARODY)

  1. I love you Billie, my bad.
    HUGE thank you to my patrons who helped me translate this!! Be sure to join before August 10th to take advantage of the Special Offer 😀
    Apologies for the long break! This translation took a while to get right, but we are back in the saddle now. What shall we do next??

  2. This would be an amazing commercial for a brand of biscuits but instead of I'm buiscuit it could buy this and pointing at a box of the brand of biscuits

  3. I always forget that American biscuits look like scones crossed with bread buns. Also – please do a Google Translate of Cats – that would be amazing

  4. This is a depressed alien invader who’s been stuck on earth for too long, but not long enough to have any clue about humanity.

  5. Here's what I endet up with:

    White shirt red now, cursed nose
    You move when you sleep
    They tear like nobody knows
    You think you're so criminal
    Your knees for your knees
    Don't say thank you or please
    I do what I want, if I want to
    My soul? So cynical
    So you're a tough guy
    I really like this rude guy
    I can't get enough with a man
    The chest is always inflated
    I'm bad
    Put your mother sad
    Get mad at your girlfriend
    It can fascinate your dad
    I'm bad
    I'm bad
    I like it when you take control
    You don't even know
    Own me, let me get involved
    I'll be your beast
    My mother likes to sing with me
    But he would not sing the song
    If he reads all the texts
    The men I know will pity me
    So you're a tough guy
    I really like this rude guy
    I can't get enough with a man
    The chest is always inflated
    I'm bad
    Put your mother sad
    Get mad at your girlfriend
    It can fascinate your dad
    I'm bad
    I'm bad
    I'm good, bad, bad
    I like it when you get angry
    I'm glad you're alone
    Did you say that I was scared?
    I mean, I can't see what he's seeing
    But maybe I'm taking you to Cologne
    I'm bad
    I'm bad

  6. i just translated the sentence "Everybody has to get older" and it turned out to be "illness" so google translate is getting weirder all the time!

  7. This is what the song sounds like to me without translate because I despise Billie elish's music, it is the most pretentious minimalistic stupid tripe I've ever heard and I have absolutely no clue how it got so popular it sounds like something of 14 year old girl would make in her bedroom

  8. The white cloth is now the toilet with my blood
    ? He's in bed
    They're both stupid guys
    Imagine it
    Place the grill on both sides of the cake
    Say no, thank you or no
    I do it whenever I want
    My soul is very spiritual
    So you are a strong man
    It is very necessary
    I am not sure
    Cats are always closed
    I'm a good boy
    Relax with your mother
    Your wife is angry
    You can fool your dad
    I'm stupid, you
    I'm a good boy
    I want control
    You don't even know it
    Let me play that role
    Your favorite
    My mother sings
    He didn't sing that song
    If you love to travel
    I'm worried about the person I see
    So you are a strong man
    I like …

    Is what I got after translating lol

  9. "Is there Confusion?"
    Well…
    Your Stockings have been ronceted, you found Spain near China, your soul is mostly Gingerbread, you want to be worried about the weather, you're sorry for your wife, all words are used in reading, food is a person, my species is disappointed with the mother, you saw a crazy woman, and suffering is the way of life?

    There is definitely Confusion!

  10. "Being a healthy human"
    "Food is a person"
    Ok, either google promotes cannibalism, we know that by "food is a person" and he is assuring that the human is good to eat aka healthy "Being a healthy human"
    Or google is just supporting you and trying to fix ur bad life

  11. I like it in Egypt, I'm so excited to be alone,
    Are you tired? Tell me,
    You don't know anything, but maybe I have a colony.

    Is that a confession?

  12. This song is about a fashionista who is trying to figure out new clothing ideas, and comes up with clear clothes and stocking. Her boss, fires her for this and she goes to the beach to look at the pigeon. She gets a new career in teaching geography to children, but after saying that Spain is near Egypt, she got fired once again. She gets home and listens to her mom sing. Her mom sucks at singing so, she is disappointed with her. She decided to move to Egypt to open a bakery and she got pet sheep, but her bakery did not make enough money to support her, so she sold bad art.

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