[Phone Ringing] Hello Eternia Internet. Salutations. It is I, Skeletor! I am having the darndest time getting my sequential operation device synced up with the global communication network. Whoa whoa buddy, slow down.
What? My computer won’t log on to the internet you pitiful pinhead! Well I’m sorry, let’s see if we can take care of that for you. I shall hope you can, you mumbling maroon. Did you try unplugging the modem? That’s the first thing I tried you hebetudinous halfwit! Okay, where are you located? My snake Mountain Castle you crackbrained cretin! My system is not showing an
outage at snake Mountain. Um, are you using our modem or yours? I use my own Skeletor Modem you soft-headed stooge! Hmm. That might be the problem let’s try
something. How about you turn off the computer connected to the Wi-Fi. Uh huh. Now unplug the modem. Uh huh. Do you see any loose cables on the ground? No I don’t see any loose cables on the ground you gagged-up goon! Great. Plug the modem back in. Uh huh. Turn your computer back on. Uh huh. Is the computer on? Yes my computer’s on you festering fool! Uh, ok. Great. Now go to a website you would normally go to. Did it work? Of course it didn’t you dullardious dope! Okay, we’re gonna have to refresh your IP address. I’ll refresh you, you run-of-the-mill rockbrain! Are you PC or Mac? PC you birdbrain buffoon!! God they have Windows 10. Okay so go to Control Panel. Uh huh. Then manage network connections. Uh huh. Look for the Local Area Connection tab.
Do you see that? Yes- Yes I see the tab, you trivial tool! Under Internet Protocol, go to Properties. Uh huh. Is the IP Server set to obtain automatically? Uh huh. What about the DNS Server? Both servers are set automatically,
you scatterbrained sap! Okay, um, under IP & DNS make sure all boxes are checked except for Appending DNS suffixes. I’ll append you, you erroneous airhead. Providing everything is checked
and the WINS box is empty, it should work. Is the internet fixed? I- Hold on. Let me check. No it’s not fixed you feeble-minded foul-up!!! Huh. Well, there must be no service in your area. Of course there’s no service you know-nothing numbskull!! We’ll have a technician come out and take a look. Oh my god, when’s the earliest anyone can come out? Let me check… Tomorrow. Tomorrow?!?! You fix it today you listless, lumbering louse! Tomorrow’s the earliest time any of our technicians are available. Well this is just great you good-for-nothing goon! Alright thanks for calling Eternia Internet. Have a nice day. I don’t have nice da– [Dial Tone]


  1. Does anybody know how to operate a rectangular device that makes your wheat product evenly cooked on both sides using heat that is generated by hot metal within the mechinism?

  2. Ironically I kind of know how skeletal or feels. I live in a part of Canada where there's a lot of crap going on to do with the Internet and they're getting away with it. Without mentioning any names or getting into great detail a certain corporation wants everybody in Canada the switchover to fiber-optic. Anybody who doesn't have fiber-optic has had their service completely screwed up, slow down and messed with for nearly 5 years and are paying ridiculous prices for Internet service Despite all of this.I'm in one of the areas where they are not offering fiber-optic and yet I'm still being screwed with by the Internet provider. Despite the fact we can't merely switch over to fiber-optic. Paying over $150 for Internet and phone service, combined if I was on fiber-optic I'd be paying less than 100 furthermore, the service that I'm getting is so bad it would be around $30 in the United States or anywhere Else, if even that I.Were constantly having problems with the phone service not working as well as the Internet. And best of all were in an area where they've zoned it off, so we can't merely switch to another provider. I literally keep being told by other companies I'm sorry sir we can't provide service to that area you're in a such as such only zone a lot of Internet technicians even know about this crap going on with the Internet and they're getting away with it. Governments not doing anything about it. Some of the operators on the phone are even very rude and you get remarks like if you want better Internet service you should move somewheres else. Apparently they don't even want to supply phone and Internet out here anymore because they have so few customers. It's not cost effective for them to supply service here yet. They're not allowing other companies to provide service here. Don't get me started with trying to get customers or on the phone and what you deal with trying to get customer support on the phone with Commies like eBay. That would've been even more correct if the service operator was speaking every third word in a foreign language with a very thick accent with a sandstorm or gunfire taking place outside of the call center. I literally called a couple of health centers and you can clearly hear the sounds of warfare in the background or the sounds of a intense sandstorm.

  3. Wow! He held himself together great!
    How much anger management sessions did he take to keep that level headed? Bravo, you rock dude! 😀

  4. This is super accurate. Even moreso considering skeletor is pretty much an old man.
    Old people and tech just don't mix, and at that point in their lives they don't care what they say to people and don't try to stay nice.

    God I hope I don't turn out like that.

  5. I showed this video, as well as "How Skeletor Orders a Pizza", to my parents, and they were so happy when they watched it. I love your Skeletor videos, please make more. 🙂

    Edit: I showed this to my uncle and grandmother as well, and they thought the videos were hilarious as well. 🙂 We need more Skeletor, you soft-headed stooges. XD Naw, that was Skeletor that said that insult, not me. 😀

  6. This is so awesome. XD

    BTW did you know that "AOK" is also the Name of an german health insurance? So your channel is much more funnier for germans. XD

  7. They should make a figure of this Skeletor comes with like the computer cordless phone the modem in a pizza #Super7

  8. "Given all the steps have been taken.. it should work. Is it working yet?"
    "I…hold on let me check.."
    Favorite scene lol.

  9. Dude if I was this computer technician (I don’t know what they’re called) and someone called me and started insulting me like Skeleton, I’d be having a BLAST.

  10. Skeletor the Master of insulting employees.
    If the Battle for Eternia would be a Battle of Insults, He-Man had no Chance.

  11. Will Wheaton: I never had you pegged as a stickler for grammar Skeletor.

    My mother was a school teacher and my father was a living skeleton!!

    Me: XD

  12. This is the most chill, unreactive person I think I’ve ever seen, it’s almost like you’re talking to a recording…

  13. 1:13 Skeletor's gay for himself! XD Has anyone ever tried going to HeManIsABoob dot com to see if it's a real website?

  14. I am surprised nobody noticed that the picture of Skeletor on his computer is a rough approximation of a picture of Burt Reynolds naked sometime in the seventies when he did a centerfold that was considered very racy! And now Skeletor is in the same position, complete with the wink and everything, but he's fully clothed! That floored me!

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