Okay, there’s a parachute in the back. We can tangle him up. Wait for him to attack and then we move. Okay! Ooooh NUTS! I won’t let her die for me again. Then you need to be ready. Ay, dios mio! Sarah! You’ve gotta come back with me! What the heck? It’s your kid Sarah. Something has gotta be done about your kid. Are you telling me that all I have to do is wait until time travel exists and I can rescue my son? Precisely Sarah! Except instead of waiting years and years for you to make that journey I decided just to come to you! I know a thing or two about course correcting the future. Uh, what the heck just happened? You see Sarah, your son’s death caused a new timeline of copy cat terminators. Without you being there to guide John and pass on your wisdom, millions of humans were cheated out of a leader they so desperately waited years to have! By giving up on your boy and forcing the new girl to take his place, it caused a colossal collapse of faith in the franchise… I mean the timeline. Really? I thought they’d just move on and not really notice. THEY NEVER MOVE ON SARAH! You mean too much to them. You’re more than just a womb. Now quick, we have to hurry! Where are we anyway? I know where we are. Goodbye. Wait! Stop! You don’t have to melt him! Who are you? She looks just like you but old and flabby. It’s another terminator! Kill it mom! No! I’m just you from the future! But there is actually another terminator out there just like him. And still looking for you. And he kills John right after this scene. So don’t melt that one. Oh my gosh. This is exhausting. Yeah. It is. But the good news is the T-800s can all become nice now. Yeah! The one that kills you moves in with some weird lady in the woods and becomes her nanny or something. It sounds kind of lame. Trust me. It’s better than other ways this story could have gone. Okay then. What do we do? We terminate the terminator. I need your arm, your face, and your CPU chip smashed to pieces! Hasta la vista, Carl! Easy money! Oooh it worked! John Connor lives! Yeah! Doc! They erased! Of course they erased! What does it mean? It means the future is whatever you make it! So make it a good one! We will Doc. We will. Actually… you’re future feels kind of done. So maybe don’t do anything more from this point. Yeah. You should probably just stop now. THANK YOU! Okay I am back.