Late Night Democratic Presidential Debate: New Hampshire


-The Democrats have held
eight debates already, but I think there’s still
a lot of important questions left unanswered, so we decided
to hold another one. That’s right all seven
qualifying candidates are right here right now,
and they’re ready to go. So, without further ado, here’s the “Late Night”
Democratic Presidential debate. [ Cheers and applause ] Welcome to the “Late Night” 2020
Democratic presidential debate. I’m your moderator, Seth Meyers.
Let’s get started. Vice President Biden,
how would you describe the status of your campaign
at this point? -Without friends, without
support, without allies. [ Laughter ] -Senator Sanders, I hear you
don’t like the term “boomers.” What do you call them? -Young people.
[ Laughter ] -Vice President,
what’s the one sentence that strikes fear into everyone when you’re playing pick-up
basketball in the capital? -Ruth Bader Ginsburg is
on the court. [ Laughter ] -Senator Klobuchar, where do all
the staffers you fire end up? -1,500 feet underground. [ Laughter ] -Vice President Biden,
be honest. When’s the last time
you smoked a doob? -I took a hit in Iowa, and I’ll
probably take a hit here. -My man. Senator Klobuchar,
what do you think about people who applaud
when the airplane lands. -We should prosecute
those people. [ Laughter,
cheers and applause ] -Mayor Buttigieg,
what would you say to Joe Biden if you visited
the Grand Canyon together? -Go all the way to the edge. [ Laughter ] -Senator Klobuchar,
you claim that one of your biggest strengths is
your sense of humor. Give me a hilarious punchline
to this joke. Two businessmen walk into a bar. -One guy, a business guy,
says to the other, “They’re eating them
like Doritos.” -I don’t get it. [ Laughter ] Senator Warren,
what’s the best way to avoid getting mugged on the subway? -Put your money
where your mouth is. -Vice President Biden,
I heard that when Beto O’Rourke dropped out,
he gave you his skateboard. How did that work out? -I busted my neck! [ Laughter ] Senator Klobuchar,
how many times is Lionel Richie’s lover a lady? -Not once, not twice,
but three times. [ Laughter ] Mayor Buttigieg,
what do you call your fists? -Murder and mayhem. [ Laughter ] -Senator Warren, what did you do
on your 5th birthday? -I started my grown-up life. [ Laughter ] Vice President Biden, your body’s looking pretty tight
these days. Is there any way we can get
a peek at the rest of it? -Go to joebiden.com.
You’ll see the whole deal. [ Laughter,
cheers and applause ] -Dot com? Wow. Senator Sanders,
your “Jeopardy!” category is Heisman Trophy winners. For $800, in 1973, this Buffalo
Bill nicknamed “The Juice” became the first player to rush
for 2,000 yards in a season. [ Beep, beep, beep ]
-Who is a terrible murder. [ Laughter ] -Correct. [ Laughter, applause ] Senator Klobuchar, complete
this lyric from 2 Live Crew. “Face down, ass up…” -That is the best way to do it. [ Laughter,
cheers and applause ] -Mayor Buttigieg,
where is Mickey Mouse? -On my watch. -Looks like we have time
for one more question. Vice President Biden,
you went to college in a time before free
contraceptive programs. What happened back then
when you hooked up? -What happened?
We pulled out. -Well, it looks like
we’re out of time! To all the candidates,
have a good night! We’ll be right back
with Ru Paul, everybody!

100 thoughts on “Late Night Democratic Presidential Debate: New Hampshire

  1. Who will win the nomination: The Communist, The Dotard, Chief Pretendum to be Indian, Getum Go Harvard or The Homosexual?

  2. You know what's really sad; the democrats still cant find anyone that will beat trump in the next election. Trump will win again. Makes me sick.

  3. 2:46 —
    Seth: Mayor Pete, what do you call your fists?
    Pete: Murder and Mayhem.

    Hmm, that's what Chaz calls them too, at 6 o'clock in the morning.

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  5. 1:26 believe me Seth if you came to Tegucigalpa, Honduras and land in Toncontin Intl. Airport, you would applause like there's no tomorrow…

  6. I'm a big Seth Meyers fan, but I thought this clip was kind of dumb. I bailed after 2 minutes, so maybe it got better?

  7. I was expecting Blonde Lady for something this, and haven't seen her in awhile. Is she okay? I don't know what I'd do if anything happened to my Blonde Lady.

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  10. Nice to see Amy getting more attention. And after her strong New Hampshire results we'll be seeing her more in the media. She is a hard-working advocate for us.

  11. Bernie Sanders 2020! Only an incorruptible and honest President can be trusted to fight for progress. A billionaire-funded politician will betray the people EVERY time.

  12. At this point I don't believe in left or right….. It's all bullshit if both party's are fighting the people. The rich own the media and the famus tv people are all pawns in the game their boss plays with the world. Trust me all main media is bullshit… The revolution will not be televised

    Burnie for 2020 or we not voting

  13. I keep imagining Trumps military to storm the debates and open fire on the democrats. In Trumps america that could easily happen….sick

  14. These are the real questions Americans want to know at the debates. They only Candidate who’s character is easily defined is Bernie Sanders, because his doppelgänger is Larry David. I suspect he is quite the social assassin, and Trump is going to be in for a rude awakening at the electoral college. Bernie is going to curb Trump’s enthusiasm.

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  16. https://nationalfile.com/chinese-passenger-brings-dozens-of-dead-birds-into-us-airport-amid-bird-flu-coronavirus-outbreak/

  17. "ANOTHER TRUMP RECORD: With 70% of Precincts Reporting Trump Surpasses Vote Total for Every Incumbent President in Last 4 Decades!"
    https://ballotpedia.org/Presidential_election_in_New_Hampshire,_2020#Republican_primary_candidates

    by Jim Hoft February 11, 2020
    THOUSANDS of Trump Supporters lined up early to see President Trump in Manchester on Monday night 10 Feb 2020

    Trump supporters started lining up 48 hours early in the cold, sleet and rain to see the historic president campaign in New Hampshire.

    And on Tuesday 11 Feb 2020 President Trump broke another record.
    With 70% of the vote counted President Trump surpassed the vote total for every incumbent president in the last four decades!

    The latest numbers can be found here. Scroll up a bit to see the NH Republican primary results for 2020.
    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/02/another-trump-record-with-70-of-precincts-reporting-trump-surpasses-vote-total-for-every-incumbent-president-in-last-4-decades/

  18. "ANOTHER TRUMP RECORD: With 70% of Precincts Reporting Trump Surpasses Vote Total for Every Incumbent President in Last 4 Decades!"
    https://ballotpedia.org/Presidential_election_in_New_Hampshire,_2020#Republican_primary_candidates

    by Jim Hoft February 11, 2020
    THOUSANDS of Trump Supporters lined up early to see President Trump in Manchester on Monday night 10 Feb 2020

    Trump supporters started lining up 48 hours early in the cold, sleet and rain to see the historic president campaign in New Hampshire.

    And on Tuesday 11 Feb 2020 President Trump broke another record.
    With 70% of the vote counted President Trump surpassed the vote total for every incumbent president in the last four decades!

    The latest numbers can be found here. Scroll up a bit to see the NH Republican primary results for 2020.
    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/02/another-trump-record-with-70-of-precincts-reporting-trump-surpasses-vote-total-for-every-incumbent-president-in-last-4-decades/

  19. You're aware that your democracy has been subverted right? Literally no amount of voting is going to fix that. Morons!

  20. Sir Seth
    Hunger gives pakora effect!
    One of the stores I am shopping from makes Pakora thought of buying a kilogram bucket of Pakora hug and munch on, thriving for self control and cross referencing benefits ended me up wanting to hug a bottle of wine and since Valentine’s day is this Friday drinking day sort of been naturally picked and the idea of bucket of Pakora is becoming Dollar store candy bag or chocolate covered peanuts from Bulk Barn.
    Word of advice
    If you are wanting Pakora, feed yourself Pakora, or Pakora will make your Valentine’s day plans turn into a trip to buy kimchee! Friday is to far I need hug now Pakora store is not the closest! I bought a jar of kimchee and dozen falafel!
    What is your February like so far 🙂 happy early Valentine’s day

  21. hmm.. when I was a kid, I asked my parents, why the people applauded, when an airplane lands… and they said, that the landing is the hardest part… since then, I thought it's a nice of the pilot's skill… yes… it's his job to do so… but so what? That shouldn't be a reason to acknowledge, what they do?

  22. I really liked Warren a lot… but since she started that childish beef with Bernie ON STAGE really pissed me off. You're a grown up for fork's sake (yeah… good place lingo comes in handy ^^)! And that statement about Super PACs a couple of days ago was really disgusting! She deliberately made it look like every other candidate but her and Klobuchar are bought by rich donors. I really thought she was better than this… it's the reason I liked her so much, because I DID think she's better than that… but well.. better to get the truth now.. even if it feels like a punch to the gut, which leaves you with some taste of blood in your mouth…

    Please stop this bullshit, Elizabeth Warren. It's just the same crap, everyone has had enough of.

  23. 1. Separation of state and party. 2. Create legislation prohibiting all exams in state run schools to boost education throughout America. 3. Increase support for the army (and other defenses) and provide more support for public safety nets. 4. Support legislation protecting Creators´rights. 5. Discuss the potential to limit and later prohibit terrorism drills as has been suggested by some Americans online. 6. Increase defenses, including self – defense education. 7. Increase rights of pensioners and make it harder for employers and insurance agencies or companies to discriminate against them, and make it easier for them to apply for and receive bank loans.8.Provide antivaccers with protection and support and end discrimination against them in the mainstream media.9.End mandatory vaccine programs and increase emphasis on the potential of spices to replace some vaccines. 10.Find ways to increase salaries of police, those in the health care sector (especially in mental health departments), those who work in the national security sector, etc.Hope these ideas help…

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