My Immortal (1/3) | Sundance Rejects


In 2006 the world’s greatest piece of fanfiction was written. Consider this the feature length adaptation (part 1 of 2, part 2 coming soon) featuring SorrowTV. So turn off the lights, get comfy. It’s story time. My Immortal. What…? (Historian losing it) DEAR. GOD. TO BE CONTINUED… QUESTION MAR- like, bloody question mark. *chuckling* Next time on My Immortal: Ebony and Draco go to the My Chemical Romance concert. But they’re in for a big surprise!

100 thoughts on “My Immortal (1/3) | Sundance Rejects

  1. I refuse to believe that this fanfic was written by someone unironically. It comes off like a good writer who decided to write something terrible.

  2. The first sign of trouble was when it said hogwarts was in england. Because it's actually in scotland. Okay, the name was really bad, too, but come on

  3. Right now at the time of this comment, I was wondering if i really wanted to watch this.

    Oh no what have i done?

  4. 30:00 Aperently someone didn't bother to even wing it while attending writing 101 classes. Jesus tapdancing Christ

  5. I… after everything so far the thing that really got me was crookshanks…. its a fucking cat not a spell… I just… what am I listening to/watching? Nevermind, this… I have so many questions about the author… and in general…

  6. 1:36 OMG THAT'S MORTIIS NOT WILLOW WHAT THE F MORTIIS WOULD NEVER HANG OUT WITH THESE LOSERS AND MORTIIS WOULD NEVER WEAR FISHNETS LITERALLY CRYING RN

  7. As a fanfiction writer, I can say that this is pure Gold, most writers, whether they write fanfics or not, are at least good at what they do with practice! No one could make this up XDSKSKS

  8. This hurts my fucking brain, ESPECIALLY the part where she's like "I'm good at too many things, it's a curse." This better be an ironic piece of writing, because if it isn't, there's no hope left for humanity.

  9. 🤔 This author is the product of a gothic meth junkie and an illiterate breeding with each other, apparently! 😂😂

  10. I’m CHOKING literally he couldn’t even keep a straight face while reading

    Side note: going to start going “oh oh oh I’m going to get an orgasm” during sex

  11. OMG guys! Guys! I knew a girl irl who's legit only argument when my friend was breaking up with her after he caught her cheating was "i wish i were ugly so the boys wouldn't hit on me so much! it's not my fault everybody wants me, i'm so pretty!"
    Like, I'm losing my shit here lmfao 😂😂😂

  12. Hello folks, I’d like to take this moment to announce my candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. My flagship proposal is to put heavy restrictions on the birthing and reproduction between emo and goth folks. Basically we just don’t let goth folks like this reproduce, so that we don’t spread any bad genes on to the next generation, by my estimate we can remove all of this BS in a few generations. Thanks so much and remember to vote.

  13. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS?!" It was Dumbledore.

    Can we all agree that Harry Potter would be 100x better if that's how Dumbledore spoke?

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