So tell me, Karen, why do you want to join our evil organization? It’s Cardin, actually. What is? Uh, my name. It’s Cardin, not- It’s fine! Let’s go with Karen. What are your qualifications? Let’s see… I’m always beating up Jaune and his loser friends at school! Hm, hm, okay, that’s a good start. Oh! I- I once put pepper in Professor Port’s moustache! Ha-ha! He was sneezing for a week! Ooh, good one! I should write that down. I also never pet dogs. Not even really. Cute. Puppies. Ignoring puppies is definitely evil. Unfortunately, we don’t have any openings at the moment. Cinder! I’m tired of always doing the dirty work around here and being treated like a peon! I demand a raise! Also, I want a fancy hat like Torchwick! Let me propose a counter offer. I’m melting! Congratulations, Karen, it seems we have an opening. Yeah, y’know what? Lemme get back to you. Why is it so hard to find good help? Oh! That’s right. I keep melting them. Still no matches? Maybe I’m doing this wrong… Doing what wrong? Wait! Nothing! Wha- Where’d you come from? Go back to there! Dad, are you going to inappropriate places on the internet? What?! No! How do you even know about those…? Who is “LoveDaddy?” Huh, wha- nobody! Everybody get away! I-uh, got hacked! Oh my gosh, is this a dating site? Okay, fine! I’m “LoveDaddy.” Happy now? Haha, go ahead, everybody make fun of me! I haven’t gotten a single match, so you all can laugh twice as hard, I guess… We’ll take it from here. What’re you doing? If you want girls to like you, we have to make you sound more dangerous. I’m dangerous. But dependable. An edgy thrill-seeker! I seek thrills. Yet responsible! Yeah, I’m a single dad. A brooding bad boy. With a wholesome sense of humor! People say I’m funny. There we go! The “LoveDaddy” is officially on the hunt! Look out, ladies. Did someone say… ladies? Gah, Qrow! Ugh, do you even own pants anymore? I will buy you a pair! You better lie about your age, buddy. And put up a shirtless selfie. Chicks love that. Y’know what? I see now that this was a terrible idea. Wha- was that a match? Before you get too excited, I had to widen the net a little bit. As you can see here, evil is at a record high. But I think we can bump it higher with spam and online trolling. Well, hello, “LoveDaddy.” I think she’s lying about her age. You really do have the worst luck with women. I’ve dated worse.