Wrong Numbers

Wrong Numbers

(ringing) Hello? (Incoherent taking on other side of phone) Uhh… Okay. It’s for you, James. Hey, James. This is James from the future. Just wanted you to give you a call and let you know that, Puberty can be tough, but, you can get through...

Cyanide & Happiness Compilation – #1

Cyanide & Happiness Compilation – #1

*Muffled laughter* *plate shatters* -*Chuckles* Well son, are you ready to open your present? Whoa! *Tears wrapping paper* -Wha…? -It’s your very own pony! Dad, you idiot! I WANTED AN XBOX! *Grumbles* Nuh uh uh! Not so fast, son. This isn’t JUST a pony, for...

My Horibal Speling

My Horibal Speling

Teacher: Okay class – spell “Wednesday”. James: Uhhh…I-I don’t know how to spell Wednesday. Teacher-James: Well, James just sound it out. James: Oh, okay. James: So, like this? Teacher: No James, it’s “wed-nes-day”. *Aggressive sniff* James: You said sound it out, and that’s how you...

If HELLO NEIGHBOR was Realistic

If HELLO NEIGHBOR was Realistic

Ah! Isn’t this exciting? Moving into a new home… Taking out a ridiculous mortgage? I’m going to be in debt my whole life! Ye-e-es! Alpha 3? That’s a weird name for a town. Could’ve sworn the place I was moving into was called Alpha 2....