MINECRAFT: The Last Minecart

MINECRAFT: The Last Minecart

They told us it would end That they’d starve They lied… Everyday there’s more of them And every attempt to clear their numbers has failed Our old weapons are useless, they’re weak. Hey Dude, we’re on our last porkchop We gotta make a run for...

[♫] Don’t Mine at Night (Pony Parody)

[♫] Don’t Mine at Night (Pony Parody)

(chime intro plays) (song intro plays) Button: (singing throughout) Got my sword with Sharpness II. Look, that zombie’s got one too. [What?!] Out of bread; what do I do?! I’m low on hearts; [gulp] this is my doom. I don’t even have a tool. Come...

Internet Trolls – The Musical

Internet Trolls – The Musical

Deep in the Internet, where nobody goes There lives the society of castaway Trolls Well, dear friends the fappening was a great success Well, don’t you think it was a little much A little mean? Too mean? Never We are Trolls Big black holes instead...

10 Most Dangerous Places On The Internet

10 Most Dangerous Places On The Internet

“10 Most Dangerous Places On The Internet NUMBER 10: GAMING SITES Online gaming is big business. According to a Nielsen NetView survey, gamers in the US spend a huge 407 million hours every year shooting zombies, racing cars and insulting each other’s mothers. But unfortunately,...