The Simpsons – SJWs at Yale

It’s always wonderful when a successful and childless alumnus returns. It’s delightful how you take turns sniffing after my money. Now here’s a group that was established in 1909. I hate modern music! Tempo bar we love so well The Whiffenpoofs! I’ll buy you a new library if you have them killed. So many have tried to kill them. But other smug jackasses and white gloves would just take their place. We can’t be stopped Well, I am here to offer you money. I’d like to endow a Department of Nuclear plant management Wonderful! Of course we can’t do nuclear – our students are highly entitled wusses. You’d be creating a space for violence to happen. Huh. How about funding a chair on the non narrative cinema of self-identified pansexuals? What?! What? What?? What?? What?? We also need to hire more deans to decide which Halloween costumes are appropriate. Eight deans should do it. Is this still a coven of capitalism where evil money can acquire the patina of virtue? Yes, that’s in our charter, but with an issue as hetero patriarchal as nuclear power, we’ll have to hire multicultural empathizers, build a new safe space… Not so fast, we insist on a chair of anti-nuclear studies and a nuclear- neutral curriculum pathway. Absolutely, Teddy! We run all decisions past the squash team. Also the fencing team, water polo and handsome Dan the mascot. [mascot dog sounds] Release me, you hound. Oh yeah…. What’s happened to this place? Yeah? This was the home of ruthless media disruptor Samuel FB Morse! Who’s his successor? That fellow? Fellow?! That word is cisgender normative, okay? You’re worse than Hitler! Too late for flattery … I’m not giving this school a dime! The [Sally’s] have blended right in! We’ve got 12 productions of The Crucible going in the deepest Division III women’s lacrosse team the world has ever seen! Mm-Hmm. They’re perfect students in every way, and that’s their weakness. Bleep bloop bloop? I am a robot, too … my father was a toaster … He’s in bot-face! That’s unbelievably offensive! Microaggression! Cultural appropriation! Offensive! Offensive! Offensive! Dear Lord those teachers made them too human! You’ve ruined me! Well, not completely, I still have my health!

100 thoughts on “The Simpsons – SJWs at Yale

  1. Watchout for self aware political activist robots who demand higher salaries than human employees in the near automated future.

  2. SJW liberals are an embarrassment to the Progressive Movement. They cry for attention whenever they have something to say and they try to muzzle anyone who wishes to voice their disagreement. They think the world owes them apologies for their failures and they demand credit for accomplishments that aren't theirs. Worst of all, they've been coddled from the cradle to adulthood, so they self-victimize when their elders issue the slightest criticism against them for their immaturity.

  3. Look up the video where Ami Horowitz went to Yale and got students to sign a petition to repeal the First Amendment.

  4. i'm depressed now… SJWs are ruining everything i'm gonna jump off a bridge now, saiyonara this is pathetic… why why why….. im a gen z child and i hate that they are doing shit that makes me pissed off and depressed and very very FED UP with this bullshit… but like all wise men, i know that a "reign of terror" seems like an eternity in one's human lifespan. But in the eyes of future historians and people who are "blessed" with knowledge know that an reign of terror only is a fad that will only be there for a few decades…

  5. This is beautiful.
    I bet they’d be afraid to make this episode now only two years later.
    This perfectly illustrates how ridiculous the SJW mindset is.

  6. Burns’ school these days is turning into an anti Burns schools and he freaks out. “What has happened to this place?”, indeed. Still, the Simpsons does have 2 seasons left.

  7. Ironically, Groening and Brooks are SJWs themselves (banning Apu and the Michael Jackson episode for example).

  8. Dont mind me, just setting up the candles to banish this video to the shadow realm aka out of my recommended
    I'm past this boomercuck shit

  9. They made one of most detestable characters come across as the most reasonable person in the scene. Interesting.

  10. F*ck SJW. They ruin old goid America!
    (P.S. Good job, SJW, I'm from Russia, mua-ha-ha!)

  11. Even Fox can fall to SJW mob NPC mindless outrage such a shame. But at least we will always have this.

  12. Hmm go to a college where I’ll be ridiculed because of my beliefs or stay at home doing nothing and let them win hmmm well I’m fucked if I do and fucked if I dont

  13. How OLD is Mr. Burns? Dean: "This group was established in 1909." Burns: "Ugh. I hate MODERN music."

  14. Is this still a coven of capitalism where evil money… etc.? In fact yes it is except the corporation is LGBQRST

  15. Died laughing!!! Thank you authors of the Simpsons for your continued hilarity! 😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

  16. 1:07: When someone suddenly starts a conversation about Transgenderism, Social Justice, Cultural Appropriation or anything political. That's what I get for not watching TV.

  17. Fox no more needs to make stereotypes, cause the real people are worse than it

  18. This is SO unbelievable! I mean, really, do you expect me to buy that gynoids would last five minutes on a college campus before students found a way to reprogram them into slut-bots?! Preposterous!

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