The Tonight Show: At Home Edition (Niall Horan)


-Uh-huh.
You stay safe, too. All right.
Bye, Pope Francis. Hi, everyone. Welcome to another episode
of “The Tonight Show:
At Home Edition.” Here is our sign right here. Da-da-da! Thank you for tuning in. I wanted to make it a little
cozy to have you in my home. So this is a little yoga
for you guys. If you practice yoga
and like everything cozy, then that’s what I’m giving you. Guys, we’re at day 13
of this self-quarantine. And I just want to thank you all
for doing your job and staying at home. I know we don’t get enough
thanks for doing this stuff, so on behalf of my family,
I just want to thank you so much for staying at home
and doing your part. We’re going to get through this. I also want to thank everyone
for watching and all the great feedback
that we’ve been getting from doing these shows. I think — I read all these different charitable
things that have been happening. It’s fantastic. Yashar Ali, I saw on Twitter,
teamed up with Robin Hood to create a GoFundMe
so that servers can get paid even though
they don’t have jobs. Good for you.
I love that you did that. Daniel Humm,
who’s a great chef and a guest on our show
many times, of the restaurant
Eleven Madison Park, I saw that he — It’s one of the greatest
restaurants in the world. I think he got awarded Greatest
Restaurant in the World. As of today, in New York City,
it’s a soup kitchen. That is awesome. So, props to you, Chef Humm, and everyone at the
Eleven Madison Park team. That is awesome,
what you’re doing. And people are seeing and
hearing that you’re doing it. So, thank you. We have a great show tonight.
We have Niall Horan on the show. His new album,
“Heartbreak Weather,” is out, and it is number one. Yay, Niall! That’s awesome. This is his — Charity he’s working with —
Meals on Wheels. Mealsonwheelsamerica.org. Thank you for drawing this,
Winnie. I appreciate that. It’s an amazing charity. And we’ll get into that
with Niall and talk to him later
in the show. But right now,
I wanted to start off the show with the new thing
we’re gonna do, because everyone
is quarantined right now. And some of this stuff
you’re doing online is funny. And so, we’ve seen
some funny videos. And I’d like to show a couple
of my favorites that I’ve seen either on TikTok or from Twitter or Facebook or wherever we found it —
Instagram. And it’s called
What Are You Doing Wednesday? We’ll try to pick
our favorite three and show them every Wednesday,
because we’re all stuck at home. What are you doing?
What are you doing at home? This first one, this guy, he understood the rules
of self-quarantine. And that’s awesome
that he did that. But he still wanted
to have a little party. So check this out. -Ching, ching.
Thank you for coming. Ching, ching. Ching, ching.
Ching, ching. Thank you. Ching, ching, guys,
ching, ching. Ching, ching. Ching, ching. -Cheers. Cheers to you, bud. Next up —
This one I loved. This kid just turned 21, okay? And he obviously couldn’t
go to a bar to celebrate that he turned 21,
he can now drink. So his parents
turned their house into a club — Club Quarantine. His dad played the bouncer,
and his mom is the bartender. Check this out. ♪♪ ♪♪ -All right!
Welcome to Club Quarantine! -It’s my 21st birthday.
-Your 21st birthday?! It’s our policy that we give you
a free green tea shot. And we let the bouncer,
the waitress, and I’ll do one with you. -Couldn’t be cooler. Our last one here
is called “Poor Jennifer.” You might have seen this. It’s a Zoom meeting
that people are doing together. And, by the way,
I’m doing it, as well. I never even heard of the word
Zoom two weeks ago, and now I’m doing it
all day long. My kids are in Zoom meetings.
My wife is in Zoom. I’m in Zoom meetings.
We’re just Zooming all the time. Right, Win, you’re Zooming? Okay. I told Winnie not to talk.
You can talk if you want. Are you in Zoom meetings? -Um… Hmm.
-Okay. Perfect. [ Laughing ] Okay. So — But anyways,
this is a Zoom meeting, and, boy, watch the one girl who tries to sneak off
to the bathroom, and watch what happens. -I’m told that our profession
is one of the only professions, like, we can never get involved
with a former client, ever, regardless of how long
it’s been, versus, like,
some other professions say a few years or whatever. I think it really depends on
just, like, the ethical standards
of the profession. And, in reality, I’ve heard
that social work kind of has very high standards and, like, good standards,
in terms of things and that, oftentimes,
people don’t — Like, people of other
professions don’t have — -Hold on, hold on. [ Laughs ] -What happened? -I saw nothing. -Oh, my God.
-Poor Jennifer. -Poor Jennifer!
Oh, my gosh! Jennifer,
if you’re watching, I just got to say,
that is honestly amazing, and you made a lot of people
smile from that video. So, honestly, I know
it’s probably embarrassing, but, man, oh, man,
we need it right now. So, thank you very much
for that. That is
What are you doing Wednesdays? ♪♪ [ Laughs ] Now it’s time for the monologue. Hi, everyone. Welcome to “The
Tonight Show: At Home Edition.” Well, you guys, it’s Wednesday
or, as it’s now known, Flatten the Hump Day. Listen to this —
Many people in isolation are now cutting their own hair, which means, pretty soon,
every guy is going to look like that dude
from “Tiger King.” I read that the most important
thing you can do in isolation is keep a normal routine. For instance,
I wake up at 6:00 A.M., I work out, I shower,
I eat breakfast, I watch TV,
I play with my kids, I eat lunch,
and then at 7:00 A.M., I spend the next 10 hours
screaming into a pillow. Yep, the boredom is really
starting to set in. For the first time in my life,
when I download an app, I actually read
the terms and conditions. [ Children talking ] Guys, I can hear you. Thank you. I read that parents
are trying to figure out if their kids’ apps
are educational. Here’s how you can tell —
If they never open the app, it’s educational. Here’s some good news. China just announced that
they’re lifting the lockdown of Wuhan on April 8th. Yep, President Xi said he wants
China back open for Passover. [ Children playing ] Check this out. I heard that — Thank you, guys. Check this out —
I heard that both Keith Urban
and John Legend held free virtual concerts
online. Or maybe that’s just
an urban legend. There’s no audience here,
but I somehow heard 300 people groaning. Finally —
this is pretty amazing — a research drone caught
an overhead shot of a blue whale sneezing. Even more impressive, the
dolphin next to him who yelled, “Damn it, Carl,
sneeze into your flipper.” That’s our monologue, everybody. Hey, I had the opportunity
to interview my man Niall Horan, who has a new album
called “Heartbreak Weather,” and he told me all about that
and some other stuff. So here’s Niall Horan. ♪♪ -Yay! [clapping] Yay! -Jimmy! -I love you, now.
I love you, buddy. So good to see you, man. -You, too, man.
How’s it goin’? -It’s — It’s going well. Just it’s so interesting.
What weird times. -Strange, strange times —
-Where are ya, buddy? -I’m sittin’ in my
apartment in London. -Oh, my gosh!
Thank you so much for calling in, or Zooming in. I didn’t know how much
Zooming I’d be doing, but I’m Zooming every day now. -Yeah, it’s crazy.
I’ve never Zoomed in my life, but here we are. It’s cool.
-Couple of Zoomers. A couple of Zoomers.
-[ Laughing ] -What have you been doing to keep your time
while you’re stayin’ home? -I’ve just been sat
in this position. A lot of piano. I’ve got my guitar here and I’ve just been sittin’. I wrote a couple of tunes. Definitely findin’ it relatively
hard to get motivated when all I can do is sit
in my living room. But, wrote a few tunes. Been doin’ a bit
of cookin’ for myself. I’ve got really bad knees
and I’ve never run before. I run about 15K this week, just doing 5K runs in the park
on my own every day, just to get out of the house, and, apart from that,
general lounging. Looks like you’re havin’
a lot more fun than me. -[ Laughing ] I’m trying to, yeah. I don’t know if I can do
that much exercise. I’d pass out.
-[ Laughs ] -What’s the quarantine nickname? Do you know this? It’s a meme. It’s — It’s a feeling
plus what you ate. Is that what it is? -Yeah. Okay.
I’ve heard about this, yeah. I seen this yesterday. Okay. So, I’m feelin’ great. I’m feelin’ happy.
So, I’m happy. And had I had salmon for lunch,
so Happy Salmon. [ Clap ]
-Dude, you’re not gonna
believe this. I swear to God. I feel happy
and I had salmon for lunch. [ Laughter ] -Come on!
-We’re blood brothers! We’re Happy Salmon! Dude, I can’t believe this! I wish I was lying. I’m telling things. This is bizarre! We’re linked forever, man. -Love you! Love you, bud.
-That’s so rad. Oh, my gosh. Hey, congrats on the album,
by the way. I know, last time
I talked to you, I was like, “This is gonna be number 1,”
and here we are and it is number 1.
Congratulations on that. Are you excited about it? Were you surprised by anything
or are you just loving it? -Yeah. I mean,
it was a lot of fun to make. I had a great time makin’ it. Bit of a shame
that I had to release it amongst all of this, but, yeah, you can’t win
every week and — But, yeah, as you said,
it went to number 1 in the UK and Ireland,
which was huge for me, and finished well
in the States as well, so, yeah, just super excited, man. It’s just it’s a weird time,
but a good time. -Normally, you’d be like touring
and selling the album, right? -Yeah, exactly. -is it hard,
now that you can’t do that? Is it changing anything? -Yeah, it’s changed
the whole like rollout of the album, you know. I would’ve been on like
the “Today” show, on the Plaza
on St. Patrick’s Day, something we had planned,
for instance. -Wow.
-You know, like all these different like radio things and TV things
and appearances here and there. And, obviously, then,
Mr. Trump’s decided that we’re puttin’ the border
on Europe and that was it and then I just had
to get back and just do what
everyone else is doin’. But, not the regular release,
but, you know. I’ve done the other things,
you know, I’ve sat and I’ve done
Instagram Lives to 50,000 people on a nightly basis and played
some tunes off the album and — Yeah. Do exactly what —
Do what, you know, I don’t normally do,
but something different, kind of like what you’re doin’,
from home. -[laughs] I love
the “Heartbreak Weather” and I gotta say,
the video of you, dude, you’re unbelievable. -[ Laughing ]
-I swear. I know you. I know you’re funny, but,
I don’t know if a lotta people know
how funny you are, but you crushed it, dude! -Yeah.
-It was the best. -Yeah. I wanted to like
create some sort of character. Since the album was called
“Heartbreak Weather,” I was gonna like create
some sort of like Will Ferrell/Ron Burgundy-
type character that I was gonna roll out
the track listing with and do all these
little mini videos about the weather and all this. And it went down a storm.
The fans loved it And it was —
-[laughing] I loved it, too. It was so good. It was so good, so funny. -Obviously, last time
I was on the show —
-Gosh, I’ve known you for a coup– I’ve known you
for a couple years, now. Oh, what do you got there? -I got a golf club.
[ laughing ] Sorry.
-Oh, wait. I’ve got one, too. Have you been trying
to do stuff indoors? I have one, too.
I got — This is the sandwich. -Yeah, I’ve got
a 60-degree wedge as well. -Dude, we got two 60s.
-Just I’m always like -That’s super hard.
-chippin’ around on the carpet, like puttin’ balls
around the place. -Can you juggle with the ball? I can’t. -Yeah. [ Thudding ] -I can’t do it.
-Oops. -I just lost it. [ Clacking ] Oh. Yeah! That’s awesome! [ Clacking ] -There we go.
-Oh, my gosh! [ Applause ]
That’s what I’m talking about. I cannot do one of them.
That is phenomenal, buddy! -[ Laughs ]
-That is so good. So you’re gettin’
a little golf in, even while you’re indoors
at home. -Yeah.
Well, last week, you know, before our lockdown
happened here in the UK, golf was like an alright
sport to do, you know. If you wanted to self-isolate, you could literally walk
the fairways on your own. -Yeah.
-And I did play once, but the lockdown’s in now,
so I’ve just been kind of knockin’ around the house,
you know? -You workin’
on your putting game at all? -Yeah, I do it a little bit. I have a toilet [laughs] roll at the end of the hallway that I’ve been tryin’
to hit into. Would you like to see it?
-Really? -Yeah.
-Yeah. Show it to me. Yeah. I’d love to see it. -[laughs] Right. -[ Laughs ] -I need to put you somewhere,
you know. Put you on a book here
in the hallway. [ Laughs ] -Oh, my gosh.
-Before we put the stuff there at the very end. -How long, how far away,
is that? -It’s about 25 feet. -Have you been able
to drain it yet? -Shall we have a go at it? -Oh, please try.
This would be fantastic. -Tell you what.
If this doesn’t work, this is horrendous television. -[laughing]
No, this is fantastic TV! This is exactly what — [ Clacking ] -Come on! Oh, it veered off
at the last second. Bro, I’ll give you a hand!
Bro, I’ll give you a hand! One more time! One more time!
Try it one more time! [clapping] Come on!
It’s so good! [ Indistinct ] -Glad you’re getting
this much enjoyment out of it. -I love it. -I’ll go again. -[laughing]
Yeah. Try one more time. That was too hard, right? [ Sniff ] What are you hitting it into? Is it a cup? -No. There’s like a toilet roll
down the end of the room. [ Laughter ]
-[Claps] -I put toilet roll down here. -[laughing] Oh, my gosh.
[clap] That is genius, buddy. Hey, I wanna say everyone
that’s come on our show has a charity that we like
to promote and talk about. Yours is
mealsonwheelsamerica.org. My daughter drew that. -She’s done a great job. -[laughing]
Thank you very much. -I love Meals on Wheels,
but please explain to everyone what it is and what’s your
connection to Meals on Wheels. -Well, it’s something that,
you know, I’m getting into and I’m
gonna work a lot closer. Obviously, that’s
the American version, but I’m gonna try
and work a lot closer, especially in these times,
these uncertain times, with this charity,
because, obviously, there’s Meals on Wheels
all over America. There’s Meals on Wheels
over Ireland, UK, wherever you are. And, obviously, the most vulnerable people
right now are the elderly. They can’t leave their homes. If you’re
over a certain age, you’re told to completely
stay inside. Like my grandmother,
for instance. She’s 89. My family members are talking
to her through the window on their phone
and stuff like that, so. People like her, or just
the elderly, in general, so they can get food
brought to them, the most vulnerable
are looked after and literally Meals on Wheels and people are droppin’
meals at doors. I think it’s very important
because I have the means to go down in the elevator
and my one time I go out days is to go to the supermarket. Some people don’t have that,
so I think Meals on Wheels America
is huge for that. -Yeah. I love it.
I love that you chose that. That’s fantastic.
And I think a lot of people are going
to donate to that tonight, thanks to you. I appreciate that.
The other thing — First of all, I reached out
to you just to say, “Hey, if you wanna stop by
or do anything on the show, I’d love to have you.” You immediately got back to me. Thank you for doing that. And then you also said
you’d perform something, so you’re gonna perform
for us later in our show. -Yeah. Yeah, of course.
No, I love what you’re doin’. I’ve watched every night. I love last night’s song,
“Prom Mom.” Love that. Great job. [ Laughter ] -I’m tryin’, I’m tryin’,
I’m tryin’, buddy. -But it’s been fun. It’s been fun to see the girls
and Nancy and stuff. It’s been really funny. -What are you gonna do —
-Yeah, of course. -What you gonna play
for us tonight, later on? -I’m gonna sing a song off my
album, called “Dear Patience.” I just thought I’d just —
It’s an album track. Well, I just thought
it’s very relevant right now ’cause I wrote it at a time
when I needed to be patient and, if anyone needs
to be patient right now, it’s all of us. -[laughing] That’s amazing.
-Yeah. And the song is basically me
writing a letter to the feeling of patience,
you know? “Come on, dude.
Let’s go for a drink. We haven’t spoken in a while.” -[Laughing] -So, I feel like we can all — It’s very relevant right now,
so we can all pay attention to that
and I’ll play it later. -“Heartbreak Weather”
is the name of the album. Niall Horan, you’re a good man
and thank you so much. I can’t wait to play golf
with you outside. We will do this one day. -100%, hopefully. -Congrats on the #1 record. We love you, bud.
Thank you so much. -You’re a great man.
Thanks very much. See you soon. -Bye, pal.
-See you, Jimmy. -And now with a performance
from his new album, “Heartbreak Weather,” singing “Dear Patience,” it’s Niall Horan. -♪ Dear patience ♪ ♪ Can we share a drink
and let go of the pressure? ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Dear patience ♪ ♪ ‘Cause the last time that
we talked seems like forever ♪ ♪ And ever ♪ ♪ Feels like
you don’t even know me ♪ ♪ Just me and the stars
can get lonely ♪ ♪ Hey, can you show your face? ♪ ♪ Can you see
that I’m anxious? ♪ ♪ Can you hear
what I’m saying, saying? ♪ ♪ Hey, ’cause I fall too fast ♪ ♪ And I go down blazing ♪ ♪ Can you hear
what I’m saying? ♪ ♪ Dear patience ♪ ♪ If I pour my heart out,
can you keep a promise? ♪ ♪♪ ♪ ‘Cause the situation ♪ ♪ Is like a mountain that’s been
weighing on my conscience ♪ ♪ If I’m being honest ♪ ♪ And it feels like
you don’t even know me ♪ ♪ Just me and the stars
can get lonely ♪ ♪ And, hey, can you
show your face? ♪ ♪ Can you see
that I’m anxious? ♪ ♪ Can you hear
what I’m saying, saying? ♪ ♪ Hey, ’cause I fall too fast ♪ ♪ And I go down blazing ♪ ♪ Can you hear
what I’m saying? ♪ ♪ The way you make
time disappear ♪ ♪ And I hope that I find you,
my dear ♪ ♪ The way you make
time disappear ♪ ♪ And I hope that I find you,
my dear ♪ ♪ Patience ♪ ♪ Can we share a drink
and let go of the pressure? ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ Dear patience ♪ ♪ ‘Cause the last time that
we talked seemed like forever ♪ ♪ And ever ♪ ♪ Hey, can you show your face? ♪ ♪ Can you see
that I’m anxious? ♪ ♪ Can you hear
what I’m saying, saying? ♪ ♪ Hey, ’cause I fall too fast ♪ ♪ And I go down blazing ♪ ♪ Can you hear
what I’m saying? ♪ ♪♪ ♪ Dear patience ♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ Stay safe, my friends. -Thank you so much for watching,
either on YouTube — Thank you, YouTube.
Thank you, NBC. Please donate,
mealsonwheelsamerica.org. This is really going to help
a lot of people. Thank you so much. Wash your hands.
Don’t touch your face. I will see you tomorrow.
Thank you guys so much. Bye! -Daddy? Are you ready?
-Yeah? Yeah. -[ Speaks indistinctly ]
-[ Squeals ] -[ Laughs ] -Hit it?
-Hit it! -Yay!
-[ Laughs ] -Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. ow, ow, ow, ow.
-Are you okay, Winnie? -Yes, I am.
-I’m going back up!

100 thoughts on “The Tonight Show: At Home Edition (Niall Horan)

  1. This just felt really warm and wholesome and loving and Jimmy is so sweet and so great. And Niall is a beautiful man im so in love with him. Much love ❤

  2. I love this! Although I have to think that Niall's downstairs neighbor's probably HATE when he practices putting 😂

  3. You should partner with Omaze to raise money for these charities! You could raise WAY more money for them and do something cool for your at-home audience, like offering a prize of where you interview them over Zoom or something. 🙂

  4. U still understand nothing eating pork partying 21 legel to drink! Stop fucking haram on world! dont mess with u and creator! He is just a clown promoting satan agenda after some paper money and destroying u guys on name of Fun and entertainment! Leave HARAM food and actvities stop making women bitches as they are humans

  5. I'm loving these episodes. Thanks Jimmy & the family. I hope aspects fo this become part of the "new normal" once we're past lock down. Horan was awesome too!

  6. How about Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel talk to each other on video during the quarantine period? Cmon guys, can’t you give us this much at least?

  7. Could you do a version of "every body talkin bout my sweat pants or stretch pants? We watch you here in Spain

  8. Jimmy great show at home, i look forward to it everyday.

    From Canada and all the Canadians staying home we all love your show

  9. Jimmy, you and thousands of all you other millionaires need to get your damn ass in gear and help out your country!! Stop being so damn stingy with your rich ass money!! If you really love your country then help us all out! You're being so damn greedy when we all need your help!!

  10. Now this is why the Jimmy Fallon show should rename itself. You got a dude who has a show that's basically named after him and has millions of people watching it and somehow still manages to be cringy with or without the studio………. APOTHEOSIS ……….

  11. what a well behaved daughter. Jimmy told her she isn't allowed to talk because he is shooting a video and when he asked her a question she didn't say anything until he said you can talk. What a precious girl

  12. I feel like when Niall sings you hear his young 2012 Niall voice. Love u Niall ❤️. You’re one of my favourites.

  13. So, I guess television will fall down. We can do this simply and nice without it. Million dollars studios make no sense now.

  14. Yay Niall!! Always been a fan and I love that your supporting meals on wheels! This is what I do! I have a business where I make meals on wheels in my area💕 were considered essential and taking every precaution to keep our clients safe at this uncertain time, and keeping them healthy and well fed – Atlantic Canada

  15. DONATE TO 1099 EMPLOYEES LIKE MEE 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼😪 WHO DON'T GET ANY BENEFITS, VACATION OR SICK LEAVE..

  16. 13:04 whoever edited this is blind, dumb, or both

    Nialls doing the gold trick and were staring at Jimmy’s face until it’s over?

  17. Love this ~ TY so much for getting creative & especially sharing your family. Trying time's 🤪 Also, since this administration is so dang lame & really good at doing nothing ~ TY for the donation option! ✌

  18. Jimmy, you can't just turn kids on and off. I also had a slide in my house when I was a kid. It was called the stairs.

  19. People are so overreacting – the US only has a death rate of around 1.5% (do the math yourself if you want – 81,000 cases & 1100 dead) which is only a little bit more than the flu! Calm down everyone

  20. jimmy: idk if people know how funny you are…
    me: oh jimmy. i’ve been a directioner since 2011 and i’ve seen all the interviews

  21. That zoom meeting with her going to the bathroom totally clueless was freaking hilarious. Thanks for the laughs Jennifer, we all needed it. Does Jimmy have birch tree walls in that room??

  22. Thank you so much for doing this, Jimmy! I look forward to your show every day! Watching you and your darling family really does help me fight the blues right now!

  23. This type of show reminds me that we’re all going through this together. And it’s cool to get a glimpse of the celebrities’ home lives. Beautiful performance by Niall too.

  24. Petition for this format to always be a thing. It's everything. It's a fresh adaption the world needed. It's genuine. It's pure. It real. Thanks Jimmy!

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