Trump’s Dishwasher Rant Is Highlight Of Rambling Pre-Debate Rally


WHILE THE DEMOCRATS DEBATED IN
IOWA, TRUMP TRIED TO STEAL THE LIMELIGHT BY HOLDING A “KEEP
AMERICA GREAT” RALLY UP IN MILWAUKEE. TRUMP KICKED THINGS OFF WITH A
MOVE FROM SPEECHWRITING 101.>>AND YOUR GREAT GREEN BAY
PACKERS ARE PLAYING SAN FRANCISCO THIS WEEKEND.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
GOOD LUCK. SO, DO WE HAVE ANY GREEN BAY
PACKER FANS HERE TONIGHT?>>Stephen: YOU CAN’T ASK A
CROWD IN MILWAUKEE IF THEY ARE GREEN BAY PACKER FANS. THAT IS THE CHEAPEST PLOY FOR
APPLAUSE. MY AUDIENCE WOULD NEVER FALL FOR IT, BECAUSE
THEY’RE THE SMARTEST, MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD,
AM I RIGHT?! OH, YEAH! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
TRUMP BRAGGED ABOUT KILLING SOLEIMANI, AND HAD HIGH, IF
STRANGE, PRAISE FOR OUR MILITARY.>>THESE GUYS WERE BETTER THAN
TOM CRUISE AT HIS BEST.>>Stephen: (AS TRUMP)
“BETTER AT FLYING JETS THAN TOM CRUISE IN ‘TOP GUN.’
BETTER AT MAKING COCKTAILS THAN TOM CRUISE IN ‘COCKTAIL.’
BETTER– BETTER AT RAINING MEN THAN TOM CRUISE IN ‘RAIN MAN.'”
“BETTER AT INTERVIEWING VAMPIRES THAN…” THEN TRUMP DUG INTO SPECIFICS
LIKE “WHEN IS NOW?”>>AND IS THERE EVER, EVER A
BETTER PLACE TO BE THAN A TRUMP RALLY ON SOME NIGHT DURING SOME
WEEK?( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: HE REALLY HAS NO IDEA WHAT DAY IT IS.( LAUGHTER )
(AS TRUMP) “I’LL NEVER FORGET THE WONDERFUL
NIGHT AND/OR DAY WE’RE HAVING HERE IN UNNAMED SCREAMING PLACE,
U.S.A.” GO, UNNAMED TEAM!”
THEN, THE PRESIDENT RAMBLED ON ABOUT STUFF HE LIKED.>>YOU KNOW, I LIKE GOLF, AND I
LOVE MY GRANDCHILDREN. I DON’T THINK I COULD TALK TO
SOMEBODY ABOUT THEM FOR 45 MINUTES THAT I DON’T EVEN KNOW. I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL GRANDCHILD,
HE IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL, HE IS SO GREAT. OKAY, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO
SAY? RIGHT?>>Stephen: (AS TRUMP)
“I LOVE MY GRANDCHILDREN, WHO DEFINITELY HAVE NAMES, WHICH I
KNOW, AND WHO WERE BORN ON SOME NIGHT DURING SOME WEEK, SOME
PLACE.”( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Jon: OVER-THE-RAINBOW.>>Stephen: TRUMP SPECULATED ON
HOW THE WORLD WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF A DEMOCRAT HAD BEEN ELECTED
IN 2016.>>YOU WOULDN’T HAVE BOUGHT ALL
THOSE BRAND-NEW “KEEP AMERICA GREAT” HATS.>>Stephen: HE’S RIGHT. NO, NO, THAT CHECKS OUT. YES, WE HAVE PAID A PRICE:
AMERICA’S LOSS OF STANDING IN THE WORLD, THE DESTRUCTION OF
OUR CONSTITUTIONAL NORMS, MASSIVE AND FLAGRANT
CORRUPTION… BUT HATS.( LAUGHTER )
THEN TRUMP LAUNCHED INTO HIS FAVORITE TOPIC: HOUSEHOLD
APPLIANCES.>>I BROUGHT BACK THE OLD LIGHT
BULB.>>Stephen: NOTHING– NOTHING
MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE AN OLD MAN MORE THAN SCREAMING “I BROUGHT
BACK THE OLD LIGHT BULB! IT WAS IN THE GARAGE. IT WAS IN THE GARAGE BY THE
THING WITH THE BOX WITH THE PINE CONES AND LAST YEAR’S TINSEL! HEY, CLOSE THAT DOOR! I’M NOT PAYING TO AIR CONDITION
THE NEIGHBORHOOD HERE!” TRUMP WASN’T AFRAID TO TALK
ABOUT THE HOTBUTTON ISSUES– LIKE DISHWASHER EFFICIENCY.>>I’M ALSO APPROVING NEW
DISHWASHERS THAT GIVE YOU MORE WATER SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY WASH
AND RINSE YOUR DISHES WITHOUT HAVING TO DO IT TEN TIMES. FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT,
NINE, 10!>>Stephen: FIRST OF ALL, WE
CANNOT LET THIS GUY BECOME PRESIDENT. SECOND–
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
THAT JUST CAN’T HAPPEN.>>Jon: NO! NOT AT ALL!>>Stephen: JUST CAN’T. SECOND, NOBODY DOES THAT. NOW THIS IS– IT’S ALL MADE UP. AND, THIRD, I’M GOING TO SAY, WE
SHOULD NOT TAKE DISHWASHER ADVICE FROM A MAN WHO EATS EVERY
MEAL OUT OF A CARDBOARD BUCKET. IN THE END–
( APPLAUSE )
IN THE END– CARDBOARD BUCKET! IN THE END, TRUMP GOT REALLY
UPSET WITH THE MEDIA FOR… REPORTING THINGS.>>ANYTHING I SAY THAT’S EVEN
SLIGHTLY FALSE, IT’S HEADLINES. “TRUMP SAID THIS”– THESE
PEOPLE, “HE SAID THIS.”>>Stephen: (AS TRUMP)
“EVERY TIME I LIE, THE MEDIA’S LIKE ‘THAT’S A LIE!’
I’M LIKE, ‘NO LIE.’ WHY CAN’T YOU LIE ABOUT MY
LIES? THESE PEOPLE, WITH THE EARS AND
THE FINGERS.”( LAUGHTER )
THE DEBATE AND TRUMP’S SPEECH WEREN’T THE ONLY NEWS TODAY. BECAUSE WE’RE ALSO AT THE
BRINK OF THE PRESIDENT’S IMPEACHMENT TRIAL IN THE SENATE. I’LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN
TONIGHT’S EDITION OF “DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH.”>>TELL ME WHAT I DID, PLEASE! LAUZ
>>Stephen: WHEN LAST WE MET, THERE WAS A STANDOFF PITTING
HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI AGAINST SENATE MAJORITY LEADER
AND GOOGLEY EYES GLUED ON AN UNCOOKED CHICKEN THIGH, MITCH
McCONNELL. McCONNELL OPPOSES HAVING
WITNESSES IN TRUMP’S SENATE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL, AND IN
RESPONSE, PELOSI REFUSED TO SEND OVER THE ARTICLES OF
IMPEACHMENT. BUT NOW SHE’S READY TO MOVE
AHEAD, AFTER POINTING OUT ONE INESCAPABLE TRUTH:
>>THIS PRESIDENT IS IMPEACHED FOR LIFE, REGARDLESS OF ANY
GAMESMANSHIP ON THE PART OF MITCH McCONNELL. THERE IS NOTHING THE SENATE CAN
DO THAT CAN EVER ERASE THAT.>>Stephen: (AS TRUMP)
“I CAN’T ERASE IT, BUT IF I USE MY MAGIC MARKER I CAN CHANGE IT
TO THE ‘FARTICLES OF IMPOOP-MENT.’
( LAUGHTER )
LEGACY SECURE, NANCE.”( LAUGHTER )
HIGH-BROW JOKES!( APPLAUSE )
I LOVE IT. COME ON! ON, MARK YOUR CALENDARS, BECAUSE
TODAY MITCH McCONNELL ANNOUNCED THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL WILL START
NEXT TUESDAY. TO WHICH THE PRESIDENT
RESPONDED: (AS TRUMP)
“I’M SORRY, MITCH, THAT DOESN’T WORK FOR ME. I HAVE SOMETHING ON TUESDAY, IT
SAYS HERE: TACO.” WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

100 thoughts on “Trump’s Dishwasher Rant Is Highlight Of Rambling Pre-Debate Rally

  1. What the hell is wrong with Trump's audience? Why would they cheer for dishwashers that use more water? Do they seriously need to run the dishes several times to get them clean? And who would like to get the old lightbulbs back? LEDs are cheap today and produce way less heat than old lightbulbs, saving you money on air conditioning costs.

    Is the audience given headphones so they can listen to some other show while Trump is talking? They are always cheering for the weirdest things, but this could explain it.

  2. Stephen Colbert has Trump syndrome. He is Rachel maddow mini me. The glasses the hair color. Whinny all the time over the President elect.

  3. You know it's a different reality in Canada… We say "Hey, close the door, I'm not paying to heat the neibourhood 'round here…"

  4. Did trump just equate the same love for golf and his grandchildren? Also any loving grandparent can go on and on for hours about their grandchildren. No surprise he has nothing to say about them. 🤦‍♀️

  5. I don’t know how could people with some sense of sanity could cheer Trump in those misleading rally’s. ☹️😗😯🤥😦🙄

  6. It’s worrisome that Trump is losing his marbles enough to not even know what week he’s in. Most people could mix up a day but to not even know the week or the month is strange. Does he know what year it is?

  7. Evil trump's reason for 'toilet talk' : evil trump spends a long time in 'bathroom' jacking off while looking at pornography and says it takes so much time to 'flush the toilet' ! Evil trump is incapable of any kind of decent normal human interaction as a human.

  8. That dishwasher rant is something else. I would like to have had cameras on the face of the listeners because my face…it was like WTF!!!???
    How his current supporters could even witness this and still stand behind him as a leader of this nation is mind boggling.

  9. All the debates are over… Anyone think the other candidates are staying in the race JUST to keep Biden in the lead? I feel like a lot of the supporters of other candidates like Yang and Steyer won't go to Biden and that would kill his 6.something point lead.

  10. I swear Trump is going to keep doing rallies even once out of office, just to talk about nothing and surround himself with his supporters.

  11. Perhaps if he washed his mouth in a dishwasher then he might have a clean mouth, which would tell less lies? or perhaps not.

  12. Who knew he was married to a woman named Vanessa? Not me! and they had 5 children! The man has 10 grandchildren…. at least that he admits to.

  13. Sick of this material! You really can not come up with anything else but dump on trump? The more you give him attention .. the more he will win 2020!!!

  14. To see an audience to a Trump rally really drives home, why Americans are generally considered worldwide as being utterly stupid.

  15. So basically Nancy knows Trump is going to be swiftly acquitted, so she's trying to hammer home that he has been impeached, which no one really cares about unless it leads to either his resignation or removal from office. Great strategy, you geriatric weakling.

  16. Omg trumps so baby stupidity god this stupidity run USA please god help America is great 🤮🤮🤮🤮🥺🥺🥺👍🏿🤪🤪🤪🤪🤨

  17. His rallies remind me of wrestling. All staged and not based in reality. Only the fools leave to return believing this con man.

  18. Did Trump secretly start a bathroom fixture company or something? All of a sudden the current dishwashers are horrible but he’s approved amazing new ones that everyone will be able to buy. Same with his vendetta against toilets and, to a lesser extent, showers.

  19. There's talk that he won't participate in any debates with the democratic nominee. That's a useful strategy for him because few people are on the fence about how they're voting. His cult base voters won't care.

  20. Trump made an important announcement during his Milwaukee rally! 👍

    Trump is working on dishwashers that you don’t have to use 10 times before the dishes are clean. 😂

  21. The whole world is laughing at America right now thanx to trump.. we look so stupid and weak…. a nation of weasels

  22. Wow. He really needs to lay off of the UK sudafed. He sounds like a sleep talker with a podium, all over the place in incoherence.

  23. "Slightly false"!?!
    "I lie but just a little bit….don't notice…move along, nothing happening g here……" ( did I use enough dots?) :-). He's insane .

  24. trump is with out a doubt one of the greatest con men in history, but he is in credibly stupid. The question is, are trump supporters bigger morons then trump? It must be so since they can not see the truth or evidence of their own eyes and ears.

  25. How do Trump supporters listen to his ranting and raving all the time and not stop to go "What the hell is he even talking about? Is he for real????"
    I will never understand it.

  26. I just want to know one thing: does the Oval Office housekeeping staff scrape the plates before they load the dishwasher? It will run more efficiently. Gosh – hope they run it on full.

  27. It is well known fact DT is a germ a phobic. No one washes dishes 10 x except OCD sufferers. There are so many LD issues with this President.

  28. If you cheer for trump You only show your stupidity under the lights. This man is a stupid Caligula and has raised even stupider Caligulas. The trump family should have all minor children removed from their corruption for their own sake.

  29. And as usual, on a demoncrat sponsored show such as this, they only play pre-selected clips from the Trump rally and out of context. What demoncrats do best.

  30. Fellow Americans, we actually have a chance to change our future. It won't be difficult getting a better potus. Let's not make the same mistake twice. The only thing he has contributed is plenty of memes, laughable tweets and bonus material for comedians. We can seriously do better than this.

  31. The Media is after the truth (and also ratings in some cases) which the president of one of the biggest democracies still doesn't know the importance of. Why all the fuzz when you can lie out of a situation?
    The mentality of a neglected 6 year old…and Donald Trump

  32. It would be very funny if they did one segment of the show completely serious pretending everything trump says is the truth … I think it would be hilarious because by now his lies are soooo ridiculous…

  33. I'm glad I didn't know he was in Milwaukee. I always want him to go away whenever he's
    in Wisconsin but Milwaukee is way too close to where I live.

  34. All I want to know is what came first: the Eisenhower administration or the last time the con artist in the White House used an actual dishwasher?

  35. One thing Trump CAN do . . . . is see (partly) into the future. "The world is laughing at America". Yep!! Who's the greater fool, the Fool or the Fool that votes for him. THAT SHOULD BE ON A 'T' SHIRT!!!

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