[YTP] Bill Nye- Science is on a Spectrum: Feat. Bloom’s “I’m Junk”


But it’s actually, male and female. But it’s actually, Biologically, every living reproducing thing is gay. And I know I am. [audience laughs] ♪Crawling in my skin♪ Derek- It’s just you, Bill. We used to think science and evidence are
synonymous. Now I know when you started this episode, science. But these days, sociologists, anthropologists are a lot sexier than that. And they’re finding science is on a spectrum. The scientific method is cis-male, white guy insight. And guess what it turns out, science is gay. on truth. But people, we have to listen to Bill Nye. I think you’ll find when we look at science
this way, it is more complicated, but it’s also, just gay. Current definitions of humans don’t fully
capture the whole picture. Some people are pansexual clownfish, other people are wild sex fish, some people are people who aren’t people. Other people are scientists. And then this is me identifying myself as
a scientist. ♪Crawling in my skin♪ Gender is like science: it’s on a spectrum. It’s more interesting. But wait, there’s more! Seriously this next thing I feel is very special. This is science. You know this woman is a crazy pansexual clownfish. Please give it up for Rachel Bloom! This one goes out to all my bipeds, who identify as bi bipeds who identify as-
♪This world of ours, is full of choice♪ Bloom’s Vagina- “Not even death can save you
from me.” Such a nasty woman. NO! GOD!! Michael Scott- NO!!! GOD, PLEASE NO!! NO!!! Michael Scott- NO!! Michael Scott- NO!! NO!!!!!!!! Slice off my moist vagina then just add salt. ‘Cause I’m junk, I’m a ho-o-o-o ‘Cause it’s your goddam right. Just schmear lots of cum in my box. ‘Cause I’m junk. Everyone is junk. ♪Crawling in my skin♪ ♪These wounds they will not heal♪ – Derek: It’s just you Bill…. I learned a lot tonight. I mean, I’m this ex-scientist who’s been living in this crazy gay world. But this stuff, to me, is just cool. Science is not cool. The truth should be up to you! Bloom: ‘Cause I’m junk. My vagina don’t want ya soap. Sexuality is anything. Evolution is junk. God is dead. Science is not cool. BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! Bill Nye the Gay Guy. ♫Hans Zimmer- “Time”♫

100 thoughts on “[YTP] Bill Nye- Science is on a Spectrum: Feat. Bloom’s “I’m Junk”

  1. "I think you'll find when we look at science – this way, it is more complicated, but it's also, it's just gay."
    You're truly a God among ytpers. Please keep making excellent edits such as this video, it's amazing

  2. Biology does screw itself up, there's plenty of chance for error (you have a one in a million chance of a dna pair being copied incorrectly and you have billions of sequences, plus how you can get a whole extra ), and you shouldn't treat someone like shit for it if that's the case. Gender varies by culture, though some social traits assigned to males and females are universal. People can wear whatever clothes they like without it correlating to their gender.

    But no one feels like saying any of this because you either have a sociologist saying "no one is really fully one gender, it's entirely a construct!" with too much certainty and people who probably didn't understand their biology course in the first place saying "no, read a biology textbook!"

  3. I agree this show is trash but I have to disagree about a part of your description, I think science needs to mix with politics if we're gonna change the world for the better but I might be interpretating it wrong.

    oh shit it's a meme channel

  4. "Bill Nye Saves the World" by taking an unsubstantiated claim and promoting it ad nauseum without any citations or objective analysis while failing to convince any dissenters.

  5. Don't necessarily agree with your viewpoints there but this Bill Nye stuff is really bad, like so bad it concerns me. This is like for LGBT acceptance what the worst of the Truth commercials were for being anti-smoking.

  6. "This might make things confusing for people who insist on truth. But people, we have to listen to Bill Nye"
    Nye thumpers in a nutshell.

  7. If I don't want to understand science then I should be allowed to protect my children from understanding it! #ScienceIsGay

  8. Transcript:
    They used to think there were just two settings: male and female. But it's actually: male and female. And by everybody, I mean every living reproducing thing. So everybody, that's our show! [audience laughs] But it's actually, biologically, every living reproducing thing is gay! (And I know I am) [audience laughs] How about you, Derek? It's just you, Bill. Here– [audience laughs] [Bill cries and plays over in his head "It's just you, Bill."] We used to think science and evidence are synonymous, but these days, we use these two words differently. Now I know when you started this episode, this probably wasn't what you were expecting. You want to hear Bill Nye talk about science. But these days, sociologists, anthropologists, are a lot sexier than that. And they're finding science is on a spectrum. The scientific method is cis-male white guy insight! [audience laughs] And guess what, it turns out science is gay! Sure, this might make things confusing for those who insist on truth. But people, we have to listen to Bill Nye. I think you'll find when we look at science this way, it is more complicated, but it's also, just, gay! Current definitions of humans don't fully capture the whole picture. Some people are pansexual clownfish, other people are wild sex fish, some people are people who aren't people. Other people are scientists, and then this is me identifying myself as a scientist. [audience laughs] Gender is like science: it's on a spectrum. We used to think it was pretty straightforward: X and a Y chromosome for males, two X's for females. But our labels, our fashion, it's more interesting. But wait, there's more! Seriously, this next thing I feel is very special, this is science! You know this woman is a crazy pansexual clownfish, please give it up for Rachel Bloom! This one goes out to all my bipeds who identify as bi, bipeds who identify as– This world of ours, is full of choice, but must I choose between, only John or Joyce? Are my options only hard or moist? My vagina has its own voice. [the vagina speaks in a monster voice, "not even death can save you from me"] There's nothing taboo about a sex stew. [Trump says, "such a nasty woman."] Cause my sex junk, is so oh, oh, oh. [Michael Scott says "NO, GOD!"] Give someone new a handy, then give yourself props. ["NO, GOD, PLEASE NO!"] Oh, you think you're so smart? ["NO!"] Did you learn gay in college? Chill with all of that while I drop some knowledge! ["NO!"] Sexuality's a spectrum, everyone is on it, ["NO!"] even you might like it, if you sit upon it ["NOOOOOOOOOO!"] Slice off my moist vagina, then just add salt, cause I'm junk! I'm a who-o-o-ore! Cause it's your goddamn right! Just smear lots of cum in my box, cause I'm junk! Everyone is junk! [audience cheering] That's exactly the right message, Rachel! Nice job! Wow, Rachel Bloom, everybody! Prashanth. [Indian guy rejects Bill's handshake, blonde girl laughs at Bill, Bill plays over in his head "it's just you, Bill."] I learned a lot tonight. I mean, I'm the sex scientist who's been living in this crazy gay world, but this stuff, to me, is just cool! Science is not cool! The truth: it should be up to you! So everybody, that's our show! [Bill Nye theme song: "Cause I'm junk! My vagina! … Sexuality is anything! Evolution is junk! God is dead! Science is not cool! Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill Nye the gay guy!"] R.I.P. Bill Nye the Science Guy – died April 21, 2017 (thanks Netflix)

  9. I mean, do whatever you want, but that doesn't mean it's normal. That shit isn't normal, but if it makes them happy… whatever.

  10. PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES- Bill Nye

    God I miss the old days
    Gender wasn't stupid, politics weren't dumb, memes didn't die, and Bill Nye was a respected science guy.

  11. Lord Jake is right in the description, the actual episode is one of the worst things to have ever happened to trans people.

  12. So if I " identify" as say, John Holmes, then I should be able to get the surgery to reflect this?

  13. "Biologically, every living reproducing thing is gay. How about you Derek?"

    "Just you Bill.."

    "WAHHHH"

  14. "Every living reproducing thing is gay. I know I am! How about you, Derek?"
    "It's just you, Bill."

    That laugh track wasnt nearly loud ENOUGH!

  15. Can we get this guy for the USSR? Not even our best nuclear physicists could come up with a weapon like this.

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